dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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