seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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