You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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