Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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