he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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