some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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