You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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