Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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