just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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