what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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