i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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