therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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