You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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