Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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