I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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