Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
