The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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