You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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