matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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