butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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