they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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