She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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