I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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