hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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