Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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