She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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