idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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