so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
