just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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