would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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