she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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