xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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