K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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