hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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