dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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