So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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