afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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