Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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