Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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