In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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