Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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