College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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