STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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