I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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