i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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