I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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