i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The feeling are messing with the penis
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
