ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I stole a fireplace last night.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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