Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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