is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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