if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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