Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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