Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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