I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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